Jet Lag Recipe

I am working on a recipe to beat jet lag!!!! Lol

PART 1

First, we gotta go back in time. All the way back to yesterday, 6/22/16. The premise is that since Iberia is 8 hours ahead of Española, NM, the plan is to stay up as late as possible tonight, ideally until 0200. We then wake up at 0600 am on 6/23/16 and finish our last minute items. Like making copies of passports and itineraries. So we can then capitalize on both burning the mid night oil and take advantage of the old saying morning is wiser than the evening. 
ALARM!!! 0600. So far so good, Baby Brown, mama brown, and papa brown all were all grumpy and tired. Not so surprisingly, our chariot driver, Gpa Brown, was quite chipper and a much better driver than Gma Brown has insinuated.
PART 2
Stay awake til Newark! Our itinerary is Albuquerque to Denver (0945), Denver to Newark (1238), then Newark to Lisboa (2035).

We did it😜. We made it on our flight with 20 minutes to spare e en with a one hour delAy from Denver. Our beautiful agente viagar timeD it just right. And we also stayed awake the whole flight. So the experiment is in full effect. Although we are getting some help from the homeopathic world.
This coupled with my soon to be revealed airplane pillow, my hypothesis, even though I forgot to state it earlier is no jet lag. So fingers crossed. All I need now is a beer!!! 

 PART 3

Eagerly await beer service while I enjoy the snacks that we brought with us.

Engage travelin’roundbrown poorman’s patent pending pillow. It is a beachball and a tee-shirt to use on my fold down tray.

Dream eagle boy dreams. Awake in Lisboa pra cafe de manha!

This plan is not working at all! I can’t stop looking at this revolving screen of us traveling around the planet. 
The screen changes ever so subtly. So we are traveling against the rotation of the earth so we are going the angular velocity of the earth + 577mph(.81 Mach, 927 km/h). So basically time is going slow for us compared to you. Right now. Tomorrow the space time continuum resets as we again resume the same velocity as each other (I.e. We land). So you know my motto, time goes by slow when in having fun.
Anyways, the free IPAs at 36999ft (11279m) are kicking in. I am feeling very drunk. I definitely must edit this beer blogging session.
Fast forward to the future… 7/1/16. My jet lag recipe didn’t work at all. I was a wreck in Lisboa. I was a wreck in Lavapies, and it wasn’t until we finally got to our hotel in Rabat, that I passed out and had the dream that you will hear about in a future post..

I look forward to people giving their own jet lag recipes.